You know what they say about Zboogy People? They get invited to all Ping Pong parties on Halloween; and attend…

As hard as it isn’t to believe, the image used in the poster above is in fact of ‘Mii.

Thanks Bounce, Old Street, for putting together this great shindig.

I’m a pro at ping pong, y’know? Those at Bounce and everyone who came out for it found out the easy way.

The only thing missing from this ‘Thrilling’ occasion was Michael Jackson himself.

I’m sure MJ was moonwalking in heaven celebrating ‘Mii owning all ping pong tables (and people I was playing against), like some… Dare I say it… Smooth Criminal!

Do I know why the image is appearing sideways? Missy Elliot flipped it and rehearsed it.

I’m ready for you!

(A bit like TayTay’s beau)

Things are about to get even Against All… Odds.

(A bit like Mariah Carrey [Jim Carey’s sistah])

Warm regards (from the heater and),

‘Mii

Xoxo

The REAL MVPs of trainers… Marvel teamed up with Vans on a collection, and the rest is history.

Why are they dubbed the ‘real MVPs’? Well, they’re basically Marvel x Vans and their main purpose is to Protect our feet. I’m welcome.

(Also it helps that when you wear them, you turn into a Captain Marvel)