What’s your favourite book? The one I carry with me, always.
What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory? Being pushed into the maths block door (which was off its hinges). It fell, broke and my pink Timberland boot flew across the playground as I stood lunging in peak superhero position with one shoe on the back foot and my sock on the front. Needless to say that was the last time I willingly wore socks. Also, Morty’s short for MORTYFIED. Almost died.
The headteacher even called me into their office and pretended to fine me for their negligent mistake of not fixing a door that was off its hinges and being pushed into it by a pubescent lad.
What are your 3 favourite movies? 9 Months and Mrs. Doubtfire have to be in first place. I cannot and shan’t choose between them. The Terminal, is a close second. Third has to be Enchanted and Night at the Museum.
What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been? Morschach, it’s paradise!
What accomplishment are you most proud of? Being a junior youth worker. Youngest in the UK. I was the bane of all my peers’ lives, but looking back, it was really worth it.
Who would you like to live like for a day? Beyoncé (Who wouldn’t?!)
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
1. Annie, are you okay?
2. Who let the dogs out?
3. What does the fox say?
When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better? Watch a giraffe documentary.
Using one word, how would you describe your family? Sane!
What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? Insidious, I attempted watching it (ended up doing so through my hands) and Charlie Chaplin ended up in my backyard as my mind recreated the music scene whilst playing Sims that night in my old house.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? Australia.
If you could shop for free at one store, which would you choose? True Religion or Guess.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? A police officer. I was into it so much that I got offered a chance to go camping with Met Police. Met Rozzy, a policewoman who broke her back repeatedly on the job, swore against it thereafter.
What’s your favourite day of the week? Tuesday. Have you ever truly experienced the wonders of a Tuesday? Exactly.
Who would play you in a movie about your life? Kate Middleton.
What’s your pet peeve? A tortoise that I named Peeve because I was obsessed with Ask Jeeves.