Pier Auge

First of all, neroli. Second of all, neroli. Third of also neroli.

Do you understand how good spraying your face with orange blossom water actually is??? If you don’t, try it and find out.

Ne-ro-ro-ro my face gently with this mist, (merri)li (merri)li (merri)li my face is hydrated and smells like a dream! 🎵

I got it (in a bag with various of other Pier Auge samples) as a freebie on the plane (but this was the one that made it onto my blog).

I’ve been spraying it every day whilst on holiday as it really hydrates and leaves my skin glowing. But, I need to spray sparingly as I’m currently on rations!

I’ve been trying to find it online to no avail. However, next time I’m in France, I’m tracking it down like Ash does Pokémon!

In the meantime though, I’ll have a look for it in London too. Saying that, I’ve gone as far as checking Pier Auge’s website and even they don’t seem to have it.

Therefore, is this a miraculous product that only I’ve got my hands on? Probably and/or definitely.

Pier Auge, if you’re reading this, stock up on your Orange Blossom face mists, please. I’d like to buy 91091369 of them. Thanks.

Victoria Secret

A flirty, floral fragrance. Hypnotize in Love Spell, a vibrant, irresistible blend of lush cherry blossom and juicy peach. Experience the luxury of fragrance. Refreshing formula is infused with conditioning aloe vera and calming chamomile. Spray on for a sexy touch of scent.

Word on the streets is that Nina Simone put a spell on you… ‘A-B-C easy as 1-2-3!’ 🎵

Victoria Secret: *knock knock*

‘Mii: who’s there?

Victoria: a Secret!

‘Mii: “I’ll let you in, on a Secret!”

Hahahahahahahahahahahha! This joke that I made still makes me laugh; & MJ is innocent until the “kids” do a lie-detector test.

So, back to fragrances, my nostrils love this one. I can’t explain the scent, it’s just magical; hence the name ‘Love Spell‘.

The packaging is very amethyst-esque which is my favourite stone right now.

Charlotte Tilbury Dream

Darlings, I have created a one-of-a-kind ‘floral chypre’ perfume harmony that IGNITES a mind-altering fleurotic frequency. Featuring a blend of JOY top notes including Lemon, Peach and Black Pepper, ‘FLEUROTIC’ heart notes of Jasmine, Frankincense, Tuberose and Violet, plus PSYCHOACTIVE ‘pheromone’ base notes of Fire Tree, Iso E Super, Patchouli and Ambroxan. It attracts LOVE, LIGHT, POWER, POSITIVITY and SEX to the wearer!

Fall has fallen into our lives once more… This little fact has absolutely nothing to do with what I’m about to review. So, you get what you’re given, basically.

Oh, one last thing – I’m not about to give you Dream by Charlotte Tilbury… What I am about to give you is my take on it – which is more valuable. You’re welcome!

Does it smell nice? Sure. Yeah, it is a nice smell. I mean, if you have nostrils and sinuses that are in working order, use them and you too will realise it’s nice. But, is it worth its price (£48-64)? No.

I would use it very sparingly i.e. half a squirt each time you’re about to attend a very special occasion that you hardly ever go to. So, once every millennium (instead of New Year) should be enough.

The way I see it, you’ve got to smell good as you ring in the Year 3000! Busted couldn’t predict that, could they?

Have no fear, if the Year 3000 celebrations aren’t your thing, wait for the Blue Moon – that’s equally special, rare and astronomical.

Does it attract “love, power, light, positivity and sex” as it claims? Well, I’m still a virgin (by choice) but have been paying my electricity bill regularly – so that’s ‘light‘ covered at least… Mind you, the price I paid for this perfume, it was touch and go quite honestly. Oh, and it’s a powerful scent, that’s for sure!

On the flip side, I am glad about my ability to remain positive since paying that much for a fragrance I’ll hardly ever wear. Then again, my love life is still car crash… So, all in all, it’s a mix bag.

One could argue I’m not wearing it enough; I might start wearing it every 500 years – that should do the trick…


The sweet perfume of delicate blooms accented with hints of pear, peach, freesia and rosewood.

I have been besotted in the nostrils with candles of late! My 2 cm long and width room has like three candles in it! One of which is the Garden Sweet Pea by Yankee Candle.

I love fragrant candles. I love scented candles — which is another way of saying ‘fragrant candles’. I also like coloured candles. Basically, all candles are like “Hot Wax in the Nostrils Swag”. What? You think only Beyonce can drop little nuggets like that!?!

This particular candle smells divine. Wrap your nostrils round it if you’re into that sort of thing and let me know what you think/thought/will think.

Also, I love the colour of this candle… Blue is like my favourite. Not my favourite colour, but like it. Thanks.