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Primrose’s Kitchen: Raw Almond & Chai Butter

I have a lot of good things to say about plenty of nut butters. I love nut butters. I believe that they are my weakness (of the spread variety). I’d rather have a good nut butter than Nutella.

My hierarchy always has nut butter at the top of it (where spreads are concerned)… Whole Earth in particular! 😍 I honestly can eat a whole jar in one sitting – but I don’t because that’s just stupid (and very fattening).

Anyway, I’ll talk about Whole Earth another time… This one’s about Primrose’s Kitchen. Firstly, I didn’t even know of this brand of nut butter until today. Upon seeing it, I thought: “how bad can it be?”

If you’ve tried Almond butter, you’ll know it’s absolutely delightful (if, like me, that sort of thing is to your taste). This one had chia seeds in it as well, but I had hoped that the taste of almonds would mellow out the bitterness of the chia seeds.  Oh boy was I wrong!

Packaging: it’s a lovely little jar! I thought it was very posh and brightly-coloured, the floral patterns really caught my eye when it sat amongst others on the shelf. The butter was in a see-through jar (obvs) and you can actually see the Almond butter mixed in with crushed chai seeds which is a good thing ’cause you want to know what you’re buying…

I took it home. Opened it. Found the usual excess oil floating on the top… Now, a little tip: you’re not supposed to drain that excess oil! Apparently, that’s what keeps the “butter” (if you can call THIS one that) moist, making it easier to spread. I spreaded it onto my Ryvita cracker (16 calories and tastes like LUSH cardboard – #OnlyTheFinest).

Taste? Disappointing. I don’t like chai seeds anyway but I genuinely thought I’d give it the benefit of the doubt because it was mixed in with the almond butter.

No. Just no.

It’s ruined my Ryvita and my experience of nut butters. Having said that, it’s extremely healthy and has a lot of nutritional benefits. But then again so do Wasabi and Marmite, I’m sure… I’d actually rather have them spread on my Ryvita than this ’cause at least I’d know what to expect and won’t be disappointed.

The consistency of it and level of spreadableness? Good and easy.

Overall: dissapppointed doesn’t even cover it.