Benefit: They’re Real

I bought Benefit‘s They’re Real mascara earlier this week because my lashes are in need of a new look for 2017 (and I couldn’t be bothered to go all the way to Charlotte Tilbury‘s stall in Selfridges to get her Full Fat Lashes one).

they’re real! lengthens, curls, volumizes, lifts and separates. Our jet black, long-wearing formula won’t smudge or dry out. A specially designed brush reveals lashes you never knew you had!

These days I’ve actually got a life, you know? It’s hard to take time off just to go to Charlotte Tilbury and pay £20-something for a mascara that I get through in two weeks and a half give or take.  Great mascara though nonetheless, the best I’ve used to date.

(If Benefit’s They’re Real proves to be better – in my opinion – I’ll be sure to declare it on here).

New eyebrows yesterday… A new style of wearing my real eyelashes today… Eye believe in miracles every day! To quote Vanilla ‘Eyes’: “Eyes, eyes baby!”

ANYHOW I find out that Benefit had applied fake lashes on the eye model before taking the After photo, I’ll be incredibly disappointed and may just cry myself to sleep tonight – after I’ve taken their mascara off – as they clearly won’t be deserving of my tears!

Happy New Year’s Eve x2 (no Adam just yet ’cause he got lost in the Garden of Eden),

Miamii xxx




It’s an awesome mascara. My lashes actually look longer, more volumised and curly. Dare I say it, my lashes look better than they did when applying Charlotte Tilbury’s more expensive one. A lot less clumpy, and more natural looking. Check the pictures of my somewhat unusual looking eyes (in the second picture). I had the look of shock on my face when I saw my lashes with They’re Real on.

Smile with your eyes, lovers.