Alohahahaha = the Hawaiian laugh.

In other news, here’s my blog about Dior’s It-Lash Mascara. Are you ready? You better be. If not, don’t worry – there’s still time.

Dior Addict It-lash can transform the eyes in a single sweep for a fabulous impact, as if by magic. Volume, length and the most extraordinary stylistic effects come together to achieve a fashion-forward, modern-day doe-eyed look. With unconditional hold, easy to apply and easy to remove, it is the ideal mascara for women who want it all, and want it now.

It’s honestly the best mascara I’ve used in a long time. I’ve been blessed with longer-than-average lashes. So, not all mascara wands work for me, but this one does.

I look for volume, length and curl. This particular mascara does it all. It’s the triple threat of mascaras.

No, it doesn’t come cheap as the ones on the high street, but – it’s Dior. Loved by all Christians.

Bathe in a swirling purple galaxy. Drop this gorgeous globe into the water and let the sensual jasmine, rose and oudh oil fragrance envelop you. Creamy cocoa butter waters and shimmering plastic-free luster make you feel like an ethereal being from head to toe. Drift away with a divine experience that lingers long after the fizz is done.

If you’ve been following my blog since the beginning, you’ll know that I’m a Goddess.

God intricately made ‘mii, and bestowed me upon you all.

Anyway, Lush got wind of this and decided to create a custom bath bomb for me. Look, the story they’re telling is they made it for Ariana, but we all know the truth! 😜😂

(Goddess was used in Ariana’s ‘God is a Woman’ video)

So, anyway, Lush, thanks!

As much as I love Ariana’s music, God ain’t a woman, he’s a Man.

This looks a lot like amethyst, my favourite stone.

I’ve started really taking care of my face and hair. It’s taken 27 years, and you know what – I’m proud.

Almond oil, coconut oil, castor oil… All the oils. I’m basically slicker than an oil spill.

These past couple of months, my face and hair genuinely don’t know what’s going on. They think they’ve been treated to the best care in the world. 26 years of existing and then… LIVING for less than one?