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Because eve believe everyone deserves the perfect start to their day, they decided against making lots of mattresses that are merely good, and instead spent years creating one that’s perfect – no wonder they decided to simply name it ‘The Mattress’.

No ordinary memory foam mattress, this premium design boasts a 4 cm deep top layer of Next Generation Memory Foam, which provides unrivalled support and bounce without completely enveloping your body like other memory foam mattresses.

This combines with a 3 cm High Resilience Comfort layer and 18 cm High Density base layer to provide you with incredible indulgence, while also promoting the circulation of air to keep you cool and refreshed on warmer nights.

Made in the UK, it’s been tested rigorously through a series of consumer trials, where over 30 different combinations of materials, elasticity levels and layer depths were tested before they finally found the perfect balance.

As easy to manoeuvre as it is to sleep on, your new eve mattress will arrive compressed, vacuum sealed and neatly boxed. This means you can forget the hassle of dragging a full-size mattress up the stairs and through doorways, and instead simply unwrap it in your bedroom and allow it to expand to normal size within a few hours.

New mattress in my room, swag. You don’t need to be called Matt to know that the ress’t of mattresses are history.

Try it out free for 100 nights and if you’re not satisfied – or should I say: LAYified – just return it.

Also, it comes with a 10 year guarantee!

Slip-on shoes > lace-ups. But, slip-ons that look like they’re lace-ups? Perfection.

These ones will be worn all day every day.

Fun Fact: my first ever pair of trainers were Skechers.

These, above, are my second and latest pair. I love both.

There is no brand that has shoes as comfy as these in my opinion.

If you’re looking for every day trainers, you should definitely check out Skechers. They’re airy (and stylish) too.

Darlings, I have created a one-of-a-kind ‘floral chypre’ perfume harmony that IGNITES a mind-altering fleurotic frequency. Featuring a blend of JOY top notes including Lemon, Peach and Black Pepper, ‘FLEUROTIC’ heart notes of Jasmine, Frankincense, Tuberose and Violet, plus PSYCHOACTIVE ‘pheromone’ base notes of Fire Tree, Iso E Super, Patchouli and Ambroxan. It attracts LOVE, LIGHT, POWER, POSITIVITY and SEX to the wearer!

Fall has fallen into our lives once more… This little fact has absolutely nothing to do with what I’m about to review. So, you get what you’re given, basically.

Oh, one last thing – I’m not about to give you Dream by Charlotte Tilbury… What I am about to give you is my take on it – which is more valuable. You’re welcome!

Does it smell nice? Sure. Yeah, it is a nice smell. I mean, if you have nostrils and sinuses that are in working order, use them and you too will realise it’s nice. But, is it worth its price (£48-64)? No.

I would use it very sparingly i.e. half a squirt each time you’re about to attend a very special occasion that you hardly ever go to. So, once every millennium (instead of New Year) should be enough.

The way I see it, you’ve got to smell good as you ring in the Year 3000! Busted couldn’t predict that, could they?

Have no fear, if the Year 3000 celebrations aren’t your thing, wait for the Blue Moon – that’s equally special, rare and astronomical.

Does it attract “love, power, light, positivity and sex” as it claims? Well, I’m still a virgin (by choice) but have been paying my electricity bill regularly – so that’s ‘light’ covered at least… Mind you, the price I paid for this perfume, it was touch and go quite honestly. Oh, and it’s a powerful scent, that’s for sure!

On the flip side, I am glad about my ability to remain positive since paying that much for a fragrance I’ll hardly ever wear. Then again, my love life is still car crash… So, all in all, it’s a mix bag.

One could argue I’m not wearing it enough; I might start wearing it every 500 years – that should do the trick…

Love; For all of Time! This is a delicate and sophisticated blend of Sandalwood and Patchouli (a memory of the late sixties and early seventies nostalgia fans).

ICYDMI*: I LOVE candles – so much so that I have an actual ‘Love’ candle that smells like fresh laundry.

As you can see, I am partial to any candle fragrance as long as the candle itself is pretty and red or blue in colour, apparently…

I like Lily Flame’s candle because there’s some wax pieces that poke out. It’s unique in that sense [aesthetics] – but not so much in that scent [smellthetics]…

I’ve smelt many a candle that smell like this one, all good nonetheless…

I mean, who doesn’t love the smell of fresh laundry!?

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