Lifestyle

Slip-on shoes > lace-ups. But, slip-ons that look like they’re lace-ups? Perfection.

These ones will be worn all day every day.

Fun Fact: my first ever pair of trainers were Skechers.

These, above, are my second and latest pair. I love both.

There is no brand that has shoes as comfy as these in my opinion.

If you’re looking for every day trainers, you should definitely check out Skechers. They’re airy (and stylish) too.

Darlings, I have created a one-of-a-kind ‘floral chypre’ perfume harmony that IGNITES a mind-altering fleurotic frequency. Featuring a blend of JOY top notes including Lemon, Peach and Black Pepper, ‘FLEUROTIC’ heart notes of Jasmine, Frankincense, Tuberose and Violet, plus PSYCHOACTIVE ‘pheromone’ base notes of Fire Tree, Iso E Super, Patchouli and Ambroxan. It attracts LOVE, LIGHT, POWER, POSITIVITY and SEX to the wearer!

Fall has fallen into our lives once more… This little fact has absolutely nothing to do with what I’m about to review. So, you get what you’re given, basically.

Oh, one last thing – I’m not about to give you Dream by Charlotte Tilbury… What I am about to give you is my take on it – which is more valuable. You’re welcome!

Does it smell nice? Sure. Yeah, it is a nice smell. I mean, if you have nostrils and sinuses that are in working order, use them and you too will realise it’s nice. But, is it worth its price (£48-64)? No.

I would use it very sparingly i.e. half a squirt each time you’re about to attend a very special occasion that you hardly ever go to. So, once every millennium (instead of New Year) should be enough.

The way I see it, you’ve got to smell good as you ring in the Year 3000! Busted couldn’t predict that, could they?

Have no fear, if the Year 3000 celebrations aren’t your thing, wait for the Blue Moon – that’s equally special, rare and astronomical.

Does it attract “love, power, light, positivity and sex” as it claims? Well, I’m still a virgin (by choice) but have been paying my electricity bill regularly – so that’s ‘light’ covered at least… Mind you, the price I paid for this perfume, it was touch and go quite honestly. Oh, and it’s a powerful scent, that’s for sure!

On the flip side, I am glad about my ability to remain positive since paying that much for a fragrance I’ll hardly ever wear. Then again, my love life is still car crash… So, all in all, it’s a mix bag.

One could argue I’m not wearing it enough; I might start wearing it every 500 years – that should do the trick…

Love; For all of Time! This is a delicate and sophisticated blend of Sandalwood and Patchouli (a memory of the late sixties and early seventies nostalgia fans).

ICYDMI*: I LOVE candles – so much so that I have an actual ‘Love’ candle that smells like fresh laundry.

As you can see, I am partial to any candle fragrance as long as the candle itself is pretty and red or blue in colour, apparently…

I like Lily Flame’s candle because there’s some wax pieces that poke out. It’s unique in that sense [aesthetics] – but not so much in that scent [smellthetics]…

I’ve smelt many a candle that smell like this one, all good nonetheless…

I mean, who doesn’t love the smell of fresh laundry!?

*In Case You Didn’t Miss It

Mini ‘Mii candles are the candles nursery me would approve of…

You guys have no idea how much I love this. It’s honestly my favourite candle in the whole ‘Wild World’ by Cat Stevens.

It smells like cherries that ain’t been popped. TMI? Good.

The sweet perfume of delicate blooms accented with hints of pear, peach, freesia and rosewood.

I have been besotted in the nostrils with candles of late! My 2 cm long and width room has like three candles in it! One of which is the Garden Sweet Pea by Yankee Candle.

I love fragrant candles. I love scented candles — which is another way of saying ‘fragrant candles’. I also like coloured candles. Basically, all candles are like “Hot Wax in the Nostrils Swag”. What? You think only Beyonce can drop little nuggets like that!?!

This particular candle smells divine. Wrap your nostrils round it if you’re into that sort of thing and let me know what you think/thought/will think.

Also, I love the colour of this candle… Blue is like my favourite. Not my favourite colour, but like it. Thanks.