Lifestyle

What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? Stroganoff, presented to me by Hasselhoff.

What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory? Went to a museum on a school trip and my friends tied me round a phonebox using the phone wire. I got detention. I, yes, I got detention. If you’d like to sign my petition, I’ve still got it!

What accomplishment are you most proud of? Still not dead.

Who would you like to live like for a day? Oprah Winfrey’s forearm.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
1. What? 2. When? 3. Why?

Using one word, how would you describe your family? NORMAL!

Who is the kindest person you know? My brother.

If you could shop for free at one store, which would you choose? Asda.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a police officer. Was chosen to go on a police summer camp, and was told not to do it because it’s back breaking. Then I grew up and broke my back for people who wouldn’t even get a paper cut for me. So, probably should’ve been a police officer.

What’s your favourite day of the week? Tuesday.

Who would play you in a movie about your life? Sooty.

What’s your pet peeve? Great Danes. They’re too great. Like, can you have a day off?!

Blog or YouTube? Telegram.

iPhone or camera? Laptop.

Favourite film? Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

Favourite book? Face.
Favourite song? The Terminal ft. Tom Hanks. Great song.

Favourite band? Laurel & Hardy.

Going out clubbing or quiet dinner with friends? Paragliding in the South Specific.
Partner or single? Pringle. Also, ‘debatable’ has date in it. Dates are my favourite of all dried fruits.

Siblings? Brother.

What city are you currently living in? London.

Celebrity girl crush? Vanessa Hudge or Kate Mids.

Celebrity boy crush? What’s that? Lol.

Pets? My neighbour’s cats practically live at my house. So, yeah. Cats.

Top five Instagram accounts to follow? My Twitter. My mum’s Twitter. My brother’s Twitter. My best friend’s Twitter. My MySpace.

How do you gain more followers? Dunno. I know how to lose them, though?

What is my hair care routine? Basically, I have a shower. That’s it.

1. Best beauty product of all time? Kiehl’s Midnight Recovery Serum.
2. Five beauty products I can’t live without? What happens when I do that odd thing and tell you that: I can and I have?
3. Hair “done” or messy? How long have you been reading my stuff? DONE, ofc!
4. Makeup or no makeup? SO MUCH MAKEUP that I look like I’ve just come from a Anastasia Beverly Hills factory that had a malfunction.
5. Favourite fragrance? Maui by Britney Spears. Yeah, okay! Put your nasal passages on it and then talk to me…
6. Favourite item of clothing? A baggy shirt.
7. Favourite fashion brand? M&S.
8. Sneakers or heels? Sneakers.
9. Can you cook? CAN I?! I mean, no one’s caught food poisoning once or twice from sampling my delicacies. So, I think so…
10. Instagram or Snapchat? MySpace.

 

  • The first thing I do in the morning is… open my eyes. Mythical!
  • I would never leave home without… my legs moving in a way that ensures I actually leave my house.
  • My staple clothing item is… If I can only choose one, it’d have to be a baggy shirt to cover all my modesties.
  • The one thing I’ll let myself splurge on is… a bond in the bank.
  • If I had to describe my personal style in one word it would be… homeless.
  • The best thing about UK labels are… That M&S is one label.
  • My favourite designers are… M&S!
  • When it comes to fashion blogging, people don’t realise… that I’m actually not a fashion blogger.
  • My guilty pleasure is… watching Nothing To Declare whilst declaring that I’m watching it.
  • The most exciting person I’ve ever met was… Probably my mum

. She’s so exciting.
  • One person I’d love to meet would have to be… My future husband.
  • Something people don’t know about me is… I’m normal AF on Saturdays.
  • The last thing I googled was… Google.
  • The hardest thing about being is the spotlight is… Being in it, I’d imagine.
  • The best thing about being in the spotlight is… Not being in it, I’d imagine.
  • Most prized possession… My mum.
  • My beauty essentials include… Kiehl’s.
  • My favourite place to travel is… Switzerland.
  • The best thing about being me is… No one else can be, thank God.
  • One thing I’ve never done but would love to do is… The dab.
  • The greatest life advice I’ve ever received was… “When life gives you a Satsuma, sit on it.”