Cosmetics

WUNDERKISS

Yes – I know the last post shared on here was about WUNDER2 – but, I mean, it’s called WUNDER2… So, expect TWO posts!

Looking for hydrated lips that are perfectly plumped and pouty? Look no further than WUNDERKISS PROFESSIONAL! You control your level of plump when you activate the product by injecting the Plumping Booster one level at a time (low, medium or high) into the Plumping Gloss to give your lips instant volume and shine. Prep your lips with WUNDERKISS Controlled Lip Plumping Gloss and leave it by itself or dab it off after a few minutes and apply your favorite lip color.

I have to confess that I purchased the WUNDERKISS Professional – Controlled Lip Plumping Gloss and hadn’t a Sam Heck how to use it.

Listen, it’s way too technical for me… It didn’t look it when I was researching it. However, when it arrived, I broke it and used all the solution in one go. Whoops! (Yes, it came with an instruction manual but ‘me no speak English’ is my only excuse, because tbf it didn’t make sense in the way that the English language should).

For those of you who don’t know, the Controlled Lip Plumping Gloss allows you to choose how plump you’d like your lips. So, you can choose between my somewhat flatty patties and Pete Burns/Kim K or Kylie Jenner. The choice is yours…

I don’t understand the packaging… It’s a syringe with solution inside it (apparently)… I didn’t know this. There was a step by step guide of how to use it, yet I still couldn’t figure it out. You know that song ‘Forever Young’? I’m Forever DUMB! As you can imagine, my heavy handed palm/fingers decided it’d be a great idea to rinse the syringe all the way. FAIL. That solution should’ve lasted a month, it didn’t even last a day.

Aside from the sheer stupidity of the packaging, I’ve got to say that the formula itself is so good. It does plump my lips and makes them appear shiny (which is what gloss is supposed to do, guys!) and soft. It evened out the skin on my lips and left my lips pert and plump even after drying. I love it.

The sensations I felt upon application was a cooling of the lips together with a slight tingle. I felt like the nose of Samantha from Bewitched. (My favourite show growing up). If you’re unfamiliar with it, first off – familiarise yourself. Then, then understand that her nose twitches.

WUNDER2

Today, I took a girl called Cara to Sunday Mass… #Mascara!

Who’s ready for another lashtastic and punderful mascara review? If you’re not, you need to click the “x” in the top left corner of the screen.

This time it’s the turn of the WUNDERFUL WUNDER2!

WUNDEREXTENSIONS Lash Extension & Volumizing Mascara combines two formulas in the same tube that blend together seamlessly on application to create a false lash effect. The ‘blue’ formula nourishes and hydrates the lash, making it thicker and ready for the next formula. The ‘black’ formula attaches mini 3D lash extensions to the lash creating length and even more volume. This Dual-Formula Technology enables our WUNDEREXTENSIONS Mascara to provide you with multiple lash benefits with just one stroke of the brush.

Whooooo! I really wore the hell out of this mascara, guys! 😉

I’ve been wearing it for a few days and I can categorically tell you that it’s the best mascara since “the best mascara“.

Yes, I know – every time I discover a mascara, it’s the new “best” one. Honestly though, this one actually is.

Do you want me to tell you why..?

Okay.

Firstly: it doesn’t flake like a Cadbury’s… I have a real issue with my previous mascaras, even if I didn’t mention it… They flake off and start leaving bits of dried formula all over my under-eye area.

Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t spend a lot of time looking into mirrors! Therefore, you can bet that I’ve been known to sit through meetings looking like an eczema ridden panda/raccoon. Yeah, not remotely nice or attractive, but there you go… This is a problem no more thanks to WUNDER2.

Secondly, it is the first mascara to exist (that I’ve discovered) which washes off without leaving marks or stains!

WOW. Can I get several “OMG! THAT’S SO FETCH!”s, please? Thanks.

Like, seriously… It’s BOOMTOWN! I can declare that I washed my face just once and didn’t have to follow up with a wet-wipe. Girls/guys who wear makeup, you know how hard it is to take mascara off, don’t you? It’s a mission!

Thirdly, the formula is the bees knees (not my own because… DON’T EVEN MENTION MY KNEES!) it’s got fibres that lengthen the lashes, fan them out and make them look like falsies. Don’t worry though, ’cause they’re left looking like the most natural looking falsies… Falsies that look like realsies. Yes, that’s more like it!

Fourthly (‘how long is this going to go on for..?’ Your guess is as good as mine!), I enjoy the richness in the colour of this mascara’s tint. All black errtaaaaaaaang! The darker the hair, the cooler the flair… #Raven.

Fifthly, and by ‘fifthly‘ I mean the number FIVE-LY not FILTHY – you FILTHY ANIMAL/S!

Anyway, fifthly,  it’s just the be all and end all of the society of lashville… So, if you’ve got lashes (or lash extensions), wrap your them around this wand…You’re going to want to!

Sixthly (this may take a while), let’s mention the wand… WANDS AND DAT!

Bae. It’s the BAE ALL AND BAEND ALL OF WANDS! You’re BAEsically going to WANT this WAND. It’s thin, but gets in all the right places, covering all lashes at all angles, top and bottom.

Seventhly (oh, just pull up a chair!), there’s no excess of formula on the wand. The right amount of formula is always on the wand – ready to be applied. Also, that leads me onto eighthly and ninthly smoothly (wait, that could also be tenthly).

Eighthly: a little goes a long way. Kinda like Mo Farah but not. Look, I’ve never met him, so how should I know?!

Ninthly, it doesn’t clump. Like at all. Each lash is fanned out and looking naturally tinted, curled and lengthened (probably up to SEVENteenthly now).

What makes up my ‘tenthly’, you ask? This mascara is smooth like a cigar… I don’t smoke and don’t condone smoking at all, but I’m guessing cigars are smooth.

If you’d like to know what I put on top of my face, here’s the list of things I put on top of it… Top.

PRIMER – L’Oréal Infallible Mattifying or ThisWorks In Transit Camera Closeup

FOUNDATION – L’Oréal Infallible 24 hour or Cargo HD Picture Perfect

CONCEALER – N/A

FACE POWDER – MAC Studio Fix

SETTING POWDER – MAC Studio Fix

BLUSH – N/A

BRONZER – Benefit Hoola

HIGHLIGHTER – N/A (MAC Studio Fix)

MASCARA – MaxFactor or L’Oreal or Benefit

LIPSTICK – NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream

LIQUID LIPSTICK – NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream

LIPLINER – N/A

LIP GLOSS – Kylie Cosmetics So Cute

LASHES – N/A

EYESHADOW PALETTE – N/A

SETTING SPRAY – MAC Prime & Prep or LUSH Eau Roma Water

PERFUME – Viktor & Rolf BonBon

My Makeup Story Tag

Right, I’ve been wanting to do this Tag for a while, so I thought it’d be a good time to post it, like a note on your desk/work station.

  • How old were you when you started wearing makeup? Thirteen. The word ‘novice’ don’t even cut it…
  • How did you get into makeup? You wouldn’t believe me if I told you… I only went and BOUGHT then USED SOME, didn’t I?
  • What are some of your favorite makeup brands? L’Oréal and LUSH. I think LUSH’s makeup is underrated, undiscovered and somewhat in the depth of the underground.
  • What does makeup mean to you? Truthfully, it’s an add-on or luxury for me… However, I know how much it improves other people’s lives, giving them confidence – so I appreciate it more because of that.
  • If you could only wear 4 products on your face, what would they be? Lipstick, mascara, eyeliner & bronzer.
  • What’s your favorite thing about makeup? The shapes we can create with our faces. Contour, highlight and “baking” fascinate me.
  • What do you think about drugstore vs. high end products? I prefer “drugstore” because you can find high-end makeup in drug stores. They’re affordable and easily accessible.
  • What’s one piece of advice you would give to beginners? Don’t be afraid to try different things, and don’t give up. You’ll pick it up… All video bloggers that we look up to had to start somewhere, right?!
  • What’s one makeup trend you’ll never understand? Permanent makeup. Call me ridiculous, but I actually thoroughly enjoy the time I spend applying makeup… Also, I wouldn’t want it to fade and start looking cheap… Lip tattoos are horrid imo and look painful.
  • What do you think about drugstore and high end makeup? I like both. They’re doing well as far as I can see. Different products work for different skin tones and types so having a choice and mix between the two is vital.
  • What do you think about the #bblogger and #bvlogger communities? Long may it continue, I’ve met lots of lovelies online! You guys rock.

I’d love it if you lot could get involved too, I want to read your answers…

L'Oréal True Match

L’Oreal’s #1 foundation is now available in 23 shades and matches 98% of UK skintones. L’Oreal’s velvety formula matches your skin’s unique tone and texture, for a true to skin finish: flawless, blendable, and never fake.

L’Oreal’s 23 shades range from warm to neutral to cool undertones, to ensure your foundation is right for you. Whilst your skin tone is visible on the surface and can alter through the seasons, your skin undertones are determined at a deeper level, they are part of your skin and never change. Each complexion has its own undertone: pink (cool), neutral or golden (warm), so you can now find a match that’s true to you.

Truly, Matchly, Deeply… 💖

Fresh from waking up and exiting my slumber this morning, I realised that I’d dreamt of applying the L’Oréal BB Cream ‘pon my facial features.

I think my dream was an omen to write this review up, while I wait for my hair and face masks to dry – before entering the bathing room of my abode for a SHOWER, POWER, FEW HOUR!

What do I want to say about this? Not a lot tbh (too much, probably)… The shade? PERFECT. It’s honestly my TRUE MATCH. Ivory – not that this matters to you in any way, shape or form (’cause not errbody is a Lebanese Polar Bear who tries to pass as “olive skinned”)…

I love the coverage, the dewy semi-matte finish and just how luxurious it feels… It’s very, very good. I especially love it now that my two previous favourite foundations have been discontinued. What kind of LUCK do I actually have, FFS? BOTH of my favourite foundations get discontinued, at the SAME-ISH TIME!

No worries though, ’cause I’ve got this ‘good girl’… Would say “bad boy” but A) it’s not a BOY and 2) it’s not bad, it’s GOOD.

Alright, time for a scrubba-dub-dub there’s a party (of ONE) in the tub. 🎶 Me, myself and I – that’s all I got… #Baeoncé.