This is chock-a-block with delicious butters and oils to leave your skin looking plumped up, gorgeous, and smelling of roses. Take this into the shower or bath, massage over wet skin and rinse off just as you would a hair conditioner. We’ve used deeply nourishing argan oil, which is thought to have anti-ageing properties as it’s rich in vitamin E and essential fatty acids, and added brazil nut and almond oils as well as cocoa, shea and cupuaçu butters to leave your skin supple and radiant.

Ro's Argan

Ro, ro, ro your boat gently down to LUSH… Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily buy absolutely every batch of this!

Do you wake up in the morning wanting to feel like how P Diddy would feel if he was a member of the finest species of the aquatics? Word on the street is that you do… That’s why you need to get your mind, body and soul some of this.

Ro’s Argan body conditioner – or as my brother might call it “Ro’s Orang-utan body conditioner”… Don’t ask. Seriously, I tried asking a while back and it didn’t go down too well, nor get answered.

To me, it smells like cinnamon. If you smell it and can’t sense the hint, I’ve obviously been sticking my nose in the wrong place.

I bathe in Ro’s Argan as you would shower gel.

It’s basically conditioner – but for the body… I know what you’re thinking, “NO SH*T THREE AND A HALF SHERLOCKS!”

But, seriously, it’s great if you use this in shower while shaving because I assume they hairs’ll grow back finer. I wax mine, so I can’t comment. However, I’ve heard shaving with hair conditioner softens the growth, so I’m guessing it’s the same with this.

I don’t have anything to say other than dolphins are the be all and end all of the aquatics. If you can find me someone who doesn’t like dolphins, I’ll show you someone who shouldn’t exist in society. Harsh, but fair.

30 Beauty Questions Tag

I enjoyed the ‘Tattoo Tagso much that I’ve decided to do another one… However, I’m now turning my attentions to Beauty..

Do you remember your first makeup item?

I actually do! I think my first makeup product was the Maybelline Super Stay 16 Hour Foundation in 300 shades too dark and about 700 layers too thick. That was Mii… Haters would say I looked like an acne-sufferer who resembled TanMom!

Describe your perfect mascara. Have you found one that fits your specifications?

I have to say that my favourite ever mascara has to be the Masterpiece Transform by MaxFactor. This one suits my lashes perfectly and to a T. It lengthens, it curls, it thickens and it darkens… I love everything about it. Even the thin wand…

What kind of coverage do you prefer from foundation?

Matte and flawless coverage – but I don’t mind if a blemish is still be visible. Also, I wouldn’t say no to a few glowing areas… However, I don’t want to look like I’ve been doing nothing but performing the act of facial perspiration all day!

Favourite high end brand?

Christian Dior. It’s one of them ones that can show all the other high-end ones the Door

What cosmetic brands have you always wanted to try but still haven’t?

Kiko Milano, Kat Von D, Shiseido, Sephora, Origins.

Favorite drugstore brand?

L’Oréal (or Bourjois). I have a thing for the Parisienne.

Do you wear fake eyelashes?

Nope. I literally can’t even contemplate fake lashes or a metal eyelash curler. My lashes are my eyes’ life… If I put glue on them to put extra lashes on, my real OGs will real COME OFF!

Is there any kind of makeup you can’t leave the house without?

I’ve left my house looking like I shouldn’t have left or that I don’t have one to leave plenty of times… So, in a word, no.

What is your most cherised beauty product?

My L’Oreal Men Expert Tattoo Reviver. I’m not even going to *tattoo* coat it… There, I said it! 😉

How often do you shop for makeup? Do you like to pick up an item here and there or get lots of goodies at once?

I shop often for makeup and food. I think makeup comes before food. I pick up items here or there and/or hoard them here or there as well. I’d buy a product, forget about it, think I’ve lost it when I remember, then find it again – out of date…

Do you have a “beauty budget” or you spend freely? 

I’m moving into my own place at the end of the year, so, no – I can’t afford to not budget.

Do you utilize coupons, rewards cards and sales when you shop for cosmetics?

Nah. I’m awful at this. I should, but I don’t. I just A) never remember to and B) don’t see the point because realistically they’re making you spend more than you need to. Having said that, one thing I do love, is my mum’s Boots’ card. 😍😍😍.

Is there a brand that you absolutely can’t stand?

If I don’t like a brand, I won’t blog about it or use its products… If I love a brand, I blog about it. If they have a product that doesn’t agree with me, I’m honest.

Do you avoid certain ingredients in cosmetics like parabens or sulfates?

There’s only so much you can actually do to prevent ingredients… I just try to use the most natural of products or products that have a high % of natural ingredients in them.

Do you have a favorite place to shop for makeup?

Boots/Superdrug. I get lost in there. Sometimes when I need Dior, I venture into Fenwick or John Lewis and can never find the exit. I mean, how does one find the exit of one of those?

Do you like trying new skincare products or do you keep a certain routine?

I love trying new ones, but I think it’s best – for my skin – to stick to a routine because I don’t want my skin to breakout again. It was awful.

Favorite bath and body brand?

L U S H. It’s, umm, LUSH.

What brand do you think has the best packaging?

Guerlain. That packaging though… Also, LANCÔME is up there too, tbh.

Which celebrity always has great makeup?

Vanessa Hudgens or Kate Middleton.

5 Favorite Beauty Gurus

What? 😆

I’m supposed to say who I look up to for makeup? Myself, I reckon I do good makeup on myself and just about no-one else. Charlotte Tilbury. HudaBeauty. Jenna Marbles (if she was to do a makeup video). My neighbours’ cat? I’m sure she’ll be good at it if I train her. 💖

Do you like multifunctional products like lip and cheek stains?

That’s like asking me if I like bidets. I love bidets.

Are you clumsy in putting on makeup?

Do you mean: “have you left dents in your eye where you pupil used to be (whilst putting on mascara)”? If so, yes.

 Do you use makeup base/primer for the eyes?

The only things I ever wear on my eye are creams, mascara and eyeliner. I can’t for the life of me (or anyone else’s) do eyeshadow. Also, I might as well own up now in saying that my eyeliner isn’t “wings and dat”… It’s more “line your waterline and on/under the lash line (with Khol) and hope for the best”.

How many hair products do you use on a typical day?

Zero. None. Nought.

What do you apply first, concealer or foundation?

Isn’t that like asking me if I pour milk into my bowl before the Coco Pops – or – if the Chicken came before the Egg?

Come on, people! What are some of these questions?! Why on God’s Earth would I put concealer before the foundation??? If you do that then I’m sorry, I’m sure it works for you but it’s just not something I’m familiar with.

Do you ever consider taking makeup classes?

The word ‘consider’ is a strong one. You could “consider” something all you want, if you really want to do it, you would. 💖

What do you love about makeup?

That I can write about it. That it gives others confidence… That it can transform people’s faces or bodies. If you think about it, makeup is really quite something.


This a story all about how I entered my bath and ended up looking like Jim Carry from The Mask… 🎶 (Fresh Prince of Bel Air probably did this tune better).

Anyway, of all the strange things to happen to me, I walked into my bath for a shower (#savage, allie?! 😱) after trying an “experiment” which claims to revert greys/whites/silvers back to your natural hair colour, but looked in the mirror to find Stanley Ipkiss staring back at me.

Nettles, rosemary and rice bran vinegar work to cleanse the skin, removing dirt and grease, leaving bright and beautifully clean skin. Chamomile blue oil and rose absolute are used for balancing skin tone. Rice bran and ground almonds will gently exfoliate the skin and when mixed with water, the almonds create a soft cleansing milk. Our chlorophyllin is extracted from alfalfa, which is rich in vitamins and minerals and is great for revitalising the skin.

Herbalism is a green, fresh cleanser that positively surprised me in how good it felt on my skin. I actually feel as though my skin has been “replenished”. Oh, yes, I’m onto adult words now! Join me here tomorrow where I’ll be mentioning words like: “stratospherically” (well fit) and “unbloodybelievably” HOW are you real and not a God? 💖

What do I love about Herbalism? The fact that it’s got chlorophyll in it. 😆 Everyone get your ‘Photosynthesis for Dummies’ books out, or AQA as they’re better known… Who loved science growing up? Tbh, I didn’t mind any subject, I enjoyed school ’cause I was a boffin (who didn’t know her gluteus maximus from her funny bone).

Even though I’ve only used it once, I’ve already noticed that Herbalism has made my skin smoother, softer and cleaner. I can always tell if a LUSH product suits me after just one use – it’s the same with their masks (which are their products 😆).

For example, their Tea Tree Toner has broken me out once before…. I later realised that this was because spots and bacteria were trapped under the skin, so LUSH’s Tea Tree Water was just bringing that to the surface.

This is a good tip to note. Obviously if you encounter a really bad reaction like burning, skin infection or discolouration – stop using whatever you’re using immediately and go to seek treatment. If not, go in to seek advice, but stop until you get it.

Finally, I love Herbalism. It’s Herbalismly Herbtastic and I Herbzard a guess that I’ll be repurchasing. Green like Kermit. Frogs are always bae on Sundays, especially this one.

Golden Egg

If y’all were wondering how CeeLo turned that special shade of Golden for Grammy’s 2017, look no further than LUSH’s Golden Egg…

I bought this as a means to try out LUSH’s special edition Easter line, and ended up regretting it instantly. Look, it’s a great bath melt, really… But, I’ve been trying to scrub off this glitter since I bathed in its waters and it doesn’t help that I’m suffering from a viral flu thing either!

Every good egg deserves, well, a golden egg of course. Shimmeringly sensual, this sweet wild orange and cocoa butter jewel is the only chocolate fix you should set your heart on. Indulge your skin in a super-softening, skin-loving soak that’s rich with luxurious butters, oils and lustre.

I should’ve known it was going to be annoying when I picked it up and my fingertips turned into James Bond’s Goldfinger! I do like glitter, I just don’t like looking like I’ve been pelted in a game of Glitter balling (a Fairy’s answer to Paint balling).

My review isn’t all negative though, there are things I love about it – like the colour – Spandau Ballet wrote a song about it… Also, it smells like toffee. Who wouldn’t want to smell like they’ve been frolicking in the Worth-It Original’s factory? 😉

If you don’t like toffee, all I can say is toff(ee) luck!

Pros: it’s moisturising, highlighting (imagine that you’ve been on holiday to the flipping COSMOS !!!), and it’s very sweet smelling.

Cons: if everything the guy from the Skittles advert touched turned into Skittles, everything you’ll touch’ll turn into glitter… The glitter lingers on your body, your bath, your face, your objects, your everything. There’s sparkle and then there’s being knocked SPARK OUT by how much you resemble CeeLo’s Grammy alter ego after just one use.


Yeah, buy it and use it for Easter but still be trying to get the glitter off by Christmas… I dare you!


Are you ready for a SAXXY🎷 JAZZ-y review about haircare products that I had delivered to me YONKS ago courtesy of ‘Harmony Life‘?

Harmony Life are sponsors of Beauty Bae. They regularly send me stuff to try out in return for an honest review.

If you’ve followed me since the beginning of the year, you’ll remember that I posted about them, mentioning that I’ll be trying Hair Jazz out and tell ya’ll how I’m finding it months later. Well, umm, here I am telling you about it.

Strap yourself in, enjoy the wonderful journey where you won’t be moving anywhere – just – umm – move your eyes and fingertips at least or else you’ll miss it…

Although I have been using Olaplex and regularly cutting my hair (because bleach really damaged it), I can actually say that Hair Jazz is a saving Grace (Kelly – #MIKA).

Honestly, my hair looks so much less homeless since I’ve been using it, and it’s actually started growing faster. I have been getting it trimmed regularly though (every 8-10 weeks). I’m trying to regain my hair’s optimum health, but my hair grows considerably in that time – due to Hair Jazz.

I’ve used Biotin supplements in the past, and I’ve raved about SugarBearHair too, but I do think that these work better imo – simply because there is no risk of them affecting your moods, bodily hair growth and/or hormones.


Normally, hair grows up to 1 to 1.5 centimeters per month. Active ingredients in HAIR JAZZ shampoo and conditioner helps to increase the rate of hair growth such that hair grows up to to 3-4.5 centimeters per month. You will see the first results after just two months


  1. HAIR JAZZ makes your hair stronger;
  2. Your hair will become softer and shinier;
  3. Proven efficiency on all hair types;
  4. A visible reduction in hair loss;
  5. Your hair will grow up to 3 times faster.

The price, like Atomic Kitten’s tide is: HIGH! I mean, £56 for a shampoo and conditioner is a little ‘burn-a hole in your pocket and Natwest bank card so you’ll have no option but to call the Fire Brigade’-esque, but alas – it was FREE so I trialled it.

When the products arrived, I was happy that they were BIG and full-sized. So, although you’re paying £56,  you’re getting lots of product. In the box, I found two 250m bottles of conditioner and shampoo with an added bonus of a hair mask tub.

Prior to trying it, I read that people who suffered from hair loss used it and were happy with the results – but complained about the price (which I agree with) and the scent.

To be honest, I don’t care about how something smells… Smell isn’t the be-all-and-end-all of life. Of course, if it smelled really off putting, I wouldn’t go near it – but what’s a chemically/medicinal smell going to do? I’m not going to apply it and walk out with it reeking am I?

It’s not fragrant, but it’s certainly not pungent. I love a good punning gent 😉💖🔥🦄🦏 (#MyABSOLUTEFavourite), but I’m not a fan of PUNGENT smells.

Anyway, I’ve yet to suffer from hair loss so I can’t really comment… But, those that did or have, who’ve also tried it, said it helps. So, yeah – that’s a good sign.

My verdict? I like the amount of product in the packaging, I also like that I don’t have to use a lot of the product. For example, I usually have to wash my hair every couple of days, but with this one, I can go three days without washing it. This is so much better for the hair because over-washing causes hair loss and thinning in the long run (unless you’re Usaine Bolt, then – short sprint).

I’ll tell you what I wasn’t quinoad on… The retail price and conditioner. The conditioner didn’t apply easily. Honestly, it was very thick and hard to blend evenly root-to-tip. Also, the fact that the bottle suggests you should only apply the shampoo on your scalp is a bit weird… Like, who do they think I am, Phil Mitchell?! How’s the rest of my hair going to get cleaned?

Things I didn’t really care about: the smell.

Differences that I noticed or didn’t notice: my hair was easier to style, but then again, it could just be because I’ve been taking a lot more care in my hair recently… Olaplex, less hair styling and regular trims definitely seem to be working. I do think that Hair Jazz has added to that though. Also, I did notice, as I said, my hair grew about an inch longer than usual – which in itself is good.

Overall, this was a pretty good product. I just don’t think the cost is effective and I don’t think the results are worth that high of a price; only because I’m sure there’ll be something cheaper that works in the same way.

Having said that, it is good and I didn’t encounter any problems… For instance, I didn’t go bald, get an allergic reaction or anything crazy like that.

It did help, just not £56 worth of ‘help’.