I’ve started really taking care of my face and hair. It’s taken 27 years, and you know what – I’m proud.

Almond oil, coconut oil, castor oil… All the oils. I’m basically slicker than an oil spill.

These past couple of months, my face and hair genuinely don’t know what’s going on. They think they’ve been treated to the best care in the world. 26 years of existing and then… LIVING for less than one?