What’s something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?

Prom. I wasn’t able to go to prom, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing – watch my wedding!

If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?

Robbin’ Fick. I’d go to prison for lifting shops.

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Stroganoff.

What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?

Monet.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever cried about?

My life.

If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?

Cancer.

What board game do you hate the most?

I love all board games.

If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?

Loving someone. Love is a crime, isn’t it?

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Vernon Kay.

What’s the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?

Was born. My life.

What is one thing you refuse to share?

Why would I share it now? Some things are best kept close to my chest, especially when it means the world.

What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?

Stalk people. Move things and have people wondering where they put them…

Describe the worst haircut you’ve ever had.

When I was younger, I kept going on about wanting short hair, so my mum gave in and asked the hairdresser to give me a bowl cut to teach me a lesson.

If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?

Sure.

Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)

Figuratively, all the time. Physically, also all the time.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

The ability to make people love me.

If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?

Forbes, I’ll make it on one of those lists one day.

What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?

Summertime.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

NA I love work and every job I’ve ever had.

What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?

Bad Teacher.

If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?

The person I was in my past life.

Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?

Cinderella.

What country would you never want to visit?

I want to see the entire world. No country is off the list.

What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?

When she finds out she has three dads in Mamma Mia.

What kind of phone was your first cell phone?

Nokia 3310.

What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done in a hotel room?

Slept.

If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?

Mississippi Mud Pie, sushi, fries, prawn cocktail, lobster roll…

Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?

Water.

On a scale from 1-10 what’s the highest level of pain you’ve ever been in?

Cutting my toenails.

If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?

Shoes.

Who is the most famous person you have ever met?

Jesus.

What fashion trend do you wish would come back?

Crocs.

What fashion trend do you wish would go away?

That thing “roadman” do when they wear their trousers by their ankles.

You’re in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?

Loving someone I probably shouldn’t.

If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?

Wonder Woman.

If you inherited or won a million dollars, what’s the very first thing you would do with the money?

Put it in a fund for my future children.

What two languages would you like to be fluent in?

Chinese and Italian.

Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?

Elf. I want to meet Santa.

What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?

Kill myself.

What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?

Bobsled.

What one toy do you wish never existed?

Baby Born.

What is your favorite smell?

Anything but shit, sick, sweat or piss.

Do you believe in Bigfoot?

Only on Wednesdays.

What is one thing women do that grosses you out?

Having a period.

And men?

Man flu.

What’s your favorite viral YouTube video?

Mateo with the cupcakes.

What is the last book you read?

The Bible, again.

What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?

Orange.

Describe your perfect sandwich

Crisps and butter.