If it were possible, would you live on the moon?

No, not really. I like looking up at it at night…

If you could break any world record which one would it be?

Loving someone the most.

If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?


Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?

I’d let you slap me for free… In fact I’d slap myself on your and others’ behalves.

What famous historical figure would like to fight?


What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

That I was in the Battle of 1066.

If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?


If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title would be?

She’s a bit shit, but great at it.

Have you ever been drunk in public?

I fall asleep after a drink, so probably not.

Would you dress in drag for $25?

I do things for free.

What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?


What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but don’t really want to?

Loving people I shouldn’t.

If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?

I’d make it illegal to hate anyone.

How would you describe yourself in three words?

A lot strange.

If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?


If you had to eat one thing from McDonald’s, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?

Cheese dippers.

Describe your own personal hell.

Being hated by the people I love most.

Describe your own personal heaven.

Being loved by the people I love most.

If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?

Live, laugh, love.

Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?

Yes, for a Cherry Brandy.

What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

On my wrists and ankles. When I was a baby, ops.

If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?


Have you ever saved someone’s life?

I don’t know.

Has anyone ever saved your life?

Every day.

If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?

I’d scream: “SHUT UP!” like Mia from Princess Diaries.

What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?

Diarrhoea on demand.

If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?


If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?

40. Life begins.

Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?

I’ve wet myself in fear (and out of it).

If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?

Everything happens for a reason and only God can change things… But, I’d probably keep Martin Luther King and Princess Diana alive.

Who is your favorite cartoon character?

Marge Simpson.

If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?

I don’t fancy a life sentence, and I don’t really want to.

Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get arrested for indecent exposure?

I am not a naturist, therefore no. If, for whatever reason I was, I’d do it for free. Modesty, guys. Modesty.

What was your first CD and when did you get it?

Delta Goodrem Born To Try. I bought it when it was first released.

What is something you are currently obsessed with?


If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?


What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?

None. I love all insects and animals as long as they don’t attack.

What is your guilty pleasure?

Innocent Business.

Would you like to live to be 200 years old?

No. I wouldn’t tempt fate.

Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?

My mum’s a lawyer, so neither. She does it better than anyone.

If you had to read an entire encyclopaedia, which letter would you choose?


Who is your favorite stand-up comedian?

The best one.

If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?


If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)

Lion tamer.

What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?


Have you thrown up in a car?

No, I’ve gone outside to do it.

Do you think all dogs go to heaven?

Of course!

If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?

Virgin Mary.

Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?

No, heists aren’t my idea of fun.