What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? Stroganoff, presented to me by Hasselhoff.
What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory? Went to a museum on a school trip and my friends tied me round a phonebox using the phone wire. I got detention. I, yes, I got detention. If you’d like to sign my petition, I’ve still got it!
What accomplishment are you most proud of? Still not dead.
Who would you like to live like for a day? Oprah Winfrey’s forearm.
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
1. What? 2. When? 3. Why?
Using one word, how would you describe your family? NORMAL!
Who is the kindest person you know? My brother.
If you could shop for free at one store, which would you choose? Asda.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a police officer. Was chosen to go on a police summer camp, and was told not to do it because it’s back breaking. Then I grew up and broke my back for people who wouldn’t even get a paper cut for me. So, probably should’ve been a police officer.
What’s your favourite day of the week? Tuesday.
Who would play you in a movie about your life? Sooty.
What’s your pet peeve? Great Danes. They’re too great. Like, can you have a day off?!