It’s the most…. Wonderful time… of the YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-R! 🎵

It’s CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! 🎶

Wheew! 😅 … that was a workout for the ol’ diaphragm & toes, get me?!

(I think I’m drunk on my own saliva #TooMuchInspiration)

Today’s my first day of annual leave and I’m spending it blogging. Good luck to all of you, you’re REALLLLLYY in for it, today! I’d press the red “x” button soon, if I were you. ☺️ Save yourself!!!!!! 🌽💚

So, like, Christmas Jumper Day occurred on the 15th… Didn’t it? The answer is yes, yes it did. I turnt up for the occasion in and around a Christmas jumper – from Debenhams.

Debenhams is a British department store. Then again, it’s probably isn’t even British, ’cause like – sorry to break it to you, but – I ain’t the founder or connoisseur of the whole rigamarole of Debenhams (as a company) thing. All I know is, I go there, buy stuff and leave. That’s a universal, yet also British, thing.

Places you can find a Debenhams = England (definitely), Ireland (probably), Scotland (again, probably) and Whales (probably not). #BobMarleyAndTheWailers HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! #FreeWillly

(How have I not dyed – my hair – yet????) < one of life’s greatest miseries or mysteries, depends on which way you look a tit.

Back to Christmas jumpers, which I’ve yet to try jumping in… Maybe tomorrow ’cause I heard tomorrow’s a  great day for jumping to stuff – like: CONCLUSIONS! 😇

Hope Bae ain’t married yet because I’ll tell you something for nothing… “WHAT HAVE YOU…” is for THINGS not PEOPLE. Don’t let PEOPLE have Bae, because I might do something like cry myself to sleep and watch Bridget Jones. #WEEPING!

OMG! Bridget Jones makes herself look like a spinster when she gets more action than me. What the fudge? Good luck to her is what I’m saying!

Why do I keep getting side-tracked?! Christmas. Jumpers!

I bought an “All the Jingle Ladies” jumper as reference to that special Baeoncé not yet in my life and it’s definitely the best Christmas jumper I have ever purchased. 👑🎄🎅

This jumper from The Collection sparkles with festive charm. Made from a super-soft knit, this lightweight piece features an ‘All the jingle ladies’ slogan embellished with sequins and bells that chime.

Debenhams have won at the Christmas jumper range competition this year.