I put a poll out on Twitter, and out of my 1,550+ followers, one of them voted for Everything. So, this is a post that has a bit of everything…
It’ll have entertainment in the form of the above embedded Facebook video… It’ll have me discussing this alleged “beauty treatment” (or lack of it), and it’ll also have a life lesson along with another quick mention of everyone’s favourite: Bae! 💖
Let’s get the negatives out the way first, shall we? I’ll start by asking: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL must’ve happened for a beautician or therapist to think wasting nachos, queso and cheese by placing them on another person could be “healing”?! If we thought applying makeup using a boiled egg was morbid, what the SAM HECK is this?!
I had never heard anything like this until I saw it. I – just, words actually fail me… I wish I didn’t see it in the first place tb…
Imagine that CHEESE though?! That cheese… Those nachos… Those jalapeños… Why? “Why’re you doing that, wo/man???” My God! 🙀
There are people starving and these people are wasting an abundant supply of this by bathing people in them as a means of “healing” SBMH (shake both my hands). 🤝
What happened to essential oils? What happened to sensual messages? Even acupressure? … Why is society wasting good food?
One thing this video has done though is turned people off nachos for life! There are things that – once seen – can never go unseen; this being one them… I have absolutely no words. Just – none.
Apparently, this is “healing”. I’m sure EATING it would be more healing than being covered in it… Then again, I don’t have a diploma in Beauty Therapy nor Nacho-Homosapien-Soaking.
Still, after throwing up about seven times, I did find the funny side. I mean, you’ve got to with stuff like this, haven’t you?
Let’s get onto the positives! 😃 This guy (receiving this treatment) is obviously living the dream! Imagine being lathered in that cheese like it’s sun lotion… He must’ve been in Nachos Heaven when this video was filmed; just look at his smug, goggles-wearing face. 🤣
The life lesson:
DON’T DO IT.
IF IN DOUBT, EAT THE NACHOS! DON’T RUN BATHS IN THEM.
YOU’LL STINK, YOU’LL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT PLEB, AND PROBABLY GET A SKIN DISEASE, SALMONELLA OR ECOLI.
The mention of bae:
Wanna tweet or nah? 💖