L'Oreal

Hello, bae!

I’m totes going to tell you all about something that you should all be getting to kno… L’Oréal’s Tattoo Reviver! Yes, it’s for Men but umm, the name’s Mansour so… FCUKING GET IN! 💖

Anyway, 3-2-1 and the crowd say: “YOUR TATTOO CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE-SELECTOR!” Yes, it’s green (and a clover) because like JLO “I feel lucky like a four-leaf clover” when L’Oréal is ‘pon my something or other…

What a DREAMBOAT! ⛵️🗯 You know what happens when the Captain starts boatin’ don’t you? NOT Titanic, that’s what! We only do HAPPY ENDINGS

I love the smell of this tattoo reviver… (not that I go around smelling creams like they Bisto gravy on my Yorkshire puds), but… Yeah, it smells good! 😍

The cream is a white consistency and is very smooth and moisturising to the touch… As I said, my tattoo shines bright like an LED after applying this. 🙆

What’s more to say? …. I think, basically, if you’ve got tatts, tatts all you need! Get yourself some of this! LEG-END!. It’s the END of LEG… The end of my legs anyway…

I love you like David Beckham loves tatts… Like sleeves love hearts… Like I love bae, but also like how bae loves them.

Anyway, toodles!

(not Theresa) May(jor) LOVE forevs! 💖

Okay, so – I’ll just write “bae” a million times until I reach 300 words…

Bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae…. Bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae… ALMOST!

Bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae, bae… Tattoo Revivers and L’Orêal are “bae” material. Abs-o-lute-ly. #Flutely #FitAsAFiddleutely #Piddleutely #InTheMiddleutely #NeedAChizleutely #Poochutely and everything that rhymes with utely like umm… #Handsomeutely! #LoveNeverFadesutely