TeaMi… (the tea that I sort-of share a name with)… I’m Miamii, this is TeaMi.

I discovered TeaMi when I got bored of Bootea and fancied a change (nothing to do with running out of content for this blog, okay?!)… I came across it on Instagram and decided that I should invest in a 30 Day pack and review it.

I think there was a short waiting time of two days from the time that I ordered it to when it arrived. Hilarious story though: the postperson apparently knocked at 7:30am to deliver it (which they didn’t). I know this because I was awake at that time and didn’t hear a knock at the door so someone was still in dream state and it wasn’t me! Moving on, so I reached out to them on Twitter but by the time they’d responded, I’d already gone to pick it up.

TeaMi is a detox tea. It might seem like the other ones on the market, but to me, it’s completely different. I think it’s honestly the best one I’ve tried – based on the taste first and foremost… The taste is different to anything I’ve tried. It’s just really subtle in flavour, not overpowering in the slightest.

The daytime one’s called “Skinny” taste like honey, to me…One thing you should know: the Skinny packet contains loose tea leaves that you should boil and drain.

In order for the body to look good, it has to feel good. Teami Skinny tea combines a unique blend of all natural ingredients. Teami Skinny does not produce a laxative effect – you can drink as many cups as you like!   Our Teami Skinny is the morning…

The nighttime one…

Teami Colon Cleanse Tea is used to purify the body from the inside out, cleansing the organs while simultaneously clearing the digestive tract of any toxins caused primarily by pollution, harsh chemicals and processed foods. Teami Colon Cleanse rids the body of these unwanted toxins and leaves you feeling better…

Hahahahahahahahhahaha! Hahahahahahhahaha! No, wait – HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Where do I begin?… Let’s start in the bog aka ‘the toilet’ and then umm – never leaving? Yes, the nighttime one is a laxative named ‘Colon‘ and boy does it CLEANSE the colon – so much so that you’ll need a colon-oscopic surgery to fit a new one in after the other one FALLS OUT! Honestly, it’s hardcore. I literally felt like I’d been given a cocktail of Imodium, Senakot, and a melt-in-water manure-inducing enema type thing.

Look, the tea is called TeaMi… Expect some TMI all round!

Although I pooped on Day Three of this (more than I have in my entire 25 years of living), I can say that I do feel cleansed afterwards. It really did help get rid of toxins in my body, and I also felt more energised.

I love it. I’ve yet to finish it – I’ll share an update “Results” post once I’ve completed the cleanse, but I’m going to have to be honest and say I haven’t been sticking to it, though… I have just finished 31 days of no sweet treats, trying to raise money for charity. Since finishing, I have been OD’ing on them (sweets) FORociously.