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Have you heard the story of Veera Ppan? No? Don’t worry, neither have I…

According to *fabricated* facts, Veera Ppan, the love of Ppeter Ppan’s life – after he grew up and hit puberty, because that was inevitable (regardless of how much he never wanted to grow up, #ThatsLife) – wanted his moustache to be in prim and proper condition, so she got on the phone to Lush, and this was born in their labs/kitchen…

Soften a little between your fingertips, then work evenly through your moustache for shape and definition. Packed with beneficial waxes and oils, including castor oil, candelillia wax, Japan wax, rose wax, and two types of sandalwood oil – your ‘tash will be slick, styled and conditioned. Featuring one of our new Volume 3 Gorilla perfumes, Smugglers Soul, this is also a great way to condition and perfume the tips of your hair.

Veerappan is a moustache wax. Gents, if you’ve ever wondered what the French men use to get their ‘taches so pointy and curly, it’s THIS. Trust me, I went to Paris and did a focus group. Every single (and in a relationship/married) man with a French moustache said Veerappan. Not even (slightly*) lying.

Borat’s illustration on the packaging is good too, no? He’s used it as well… All the way from Khazakstan! The mankini-wearing legend! #NiceToMeetYou

Anyway, wax isn’t just made for hair removal or head hair styling, it’s made for beards and moustaches too! Put that gel and spray away, pick up Veerappan. If it saved Ppeter Ppan’s relationship, it’ll save your life!

This isn’t no ordinary wax, it’s got oils in it, would you believe?! This means that it’s treating the moustache hair, and not just chemically charging it! It’s a small tin, but I’d hazard a guess that a little goes a long way. I’ll let y’all know if that’s the case in November when I’ll grow my lady moush as part of #Movember. If you can’t wait til’ then, get your wives or girlfriends to oblige. If you ask nicely, you never know…